SNL's Rectix will "stop erectile dysfunction dead in its tracks"
FRIENDLY REMINDER-RECTIX IS NOT A REAL ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DRUG
Are you a man? Do you have a hard time getting in the game? No worries! The folks over at Saturday Night Live (SNL) have a pill called Rectix that will “stop erectile dysfunction dead in its tracks.”
Rectix is an “All Natural Fast Acting Male Enhancement Pill” that begins working immediately after it’s secured in your anal region.
First, you’ll feel a tingle from the vibrator that is in the pill. Then a gush follows signaling that the medicine is dissolving. The medicine travels through your bloodstream, making its way to its final destination where it will give you the extra oomph you need in order to get things going.
Due to the pill’s large size increasing the possibility of delicate tissue tearing, you will have to take extra precautions when inserting it in your anal region.
Unlike Viagra, Rectix is a very big pill that “is 100% dishwasher safe.” I wouldn’t place it in the dishwasher, though. But, if that’s what you need to do in order to do you or your wife, then go on and do it.
Rectix is a prescription drug that your doctor prescribes to you whenever you tell him or her to.
Remember, like all pills, there are side effects. And Rectix’s side effects include “slight discomfort, extreme discomfort, and a shift in a couple’s power dynamic.”
Rectix, it’s the pill that once it gets in you, it will make you want to get in your wife...or yourself.
Are you a man? Do you have a hard time getting in the game? No worries! The folks over at Saturday Night Live (SNL) have a pill called Rectix that will “stop erectile dysfunction dead in its tracks.”
Rectix is an “All Natural Fast Acting Male Enhancement Pill” that begins working immediately after it’s secured in your anal region.
First, you’ll feel a tingle from the vibrator that is in the pill. Then a gush follows signaling that the medicine is dissolving. The medicine travels through your bloodstream, making its way to its final destination where it will give you the extra oomph you need in order to get things going.
Due to the pill’s large size increasing the possibility of delicate tissue tearing, you will have to take extra precautions when inserting it in your anal region.
Unlike Viagra, Rectix is a very big pill that “is 100% dishwasher safe.” I wouldn’t place it in the dishwasher, though. But, if that’s what you need to do in order to do you or your wife, then go on and do it.
Rectix is a prescription drug that your doctor prescribes to you whenever you tell him or her to.
Remember, like all pills, there are side effects. And Rectix’s side effects include “slight discomfort, extreme discomfort, and a shift in a couple’s power dynamic.”
Rectix, it’s the pill that once it gets in you, it will make you want to get in your wife...or yourself.
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